im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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