Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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