You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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