Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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