there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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