Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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