It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I wish there were birth control emojis
What drink are we having for lunch?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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