no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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