You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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