My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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