Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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