I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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