She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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