i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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