Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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