someone get that fucking seahorse.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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