just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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