I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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