Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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