And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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