There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Houston, we have a squirter
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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