Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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