I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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