Me too!
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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