you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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