I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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