This girl is more easily done than said...
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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