Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
