I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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