I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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