we're blogging at a bar
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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