This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
