He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Randomize
