we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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