jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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