I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
My dick has a subreddit
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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