Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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