he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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