I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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