I'm jealous of your bromance
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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