i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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