Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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