new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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