Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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