thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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