Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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