Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I need to sanitize my soul.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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