Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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