We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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