what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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