Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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